February 19, 2008

• New George W Bush Library

  The plans for the new George W. Bush Library at SMU in Dallas sound intriguing:

  The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

  The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.

  The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.

  The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

  The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

  The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

  The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force
  you to go back for your second and third and fourth tours.

  The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

  The Dick Cheney room - Free hunting lessons fully staffed with ER personnel
  fully trained in treating gunshots.

  To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum
  will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

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